A Schmuck and A Hottie
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Episodes
26 episodes
There Are No Bears in New Mexico
You know what Scarlet is really good at? Putting her foot in her mouth. Disclaimer: this is NOT an educational show. Join your favorite couple as Scarlet forces Ezzra to embrace the Spooky Season with some eerie stories.Did any of these...
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Season 2
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Episode 7
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1:12:30
Marinating in 12 Peoples Urine
Join Scarlet and Ezzra as they explore the mythology of Sanpaku Eyes. Naturally that leads them down the road of questionable decisions and dead bodies. Do you have Sanpaku Eyes? If so which type do you have?
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Season 2
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Episode 6
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44:30
Scarlet Knows Too Much
Ezzra is starting to realize what exactly Scarlet's knowledge bank really holds. Join Ezzra and Scarlet as they debate shrinking panties and lies we believe in movies.Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our sh...
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Season 2
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Episode 5
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56:03
I'm Ready to Shit.
Inspired by one of our listeners emails, Scarlet and Ezzra explore the challenges of curb stomping shit down the drain and poop journals. Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/f...
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Season 2
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Episode 4
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1:05:05
One Erogenous Zone at A Time with Ragnar - Pt 2
What's better a dick microphone or a clit microphone? Join Scarlet, Ezzra, and their guest star Ragnar as they explore the lovely world of Unpopular Opinions. Follow Ragnar - Youtube -
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Season 2
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Episode 3
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1:07:26
Ragnar Guest Stars - Pt 1
Join Scarlet and Ezzra as they bring on their first guest host, Ragnar!Follow Ragnar - Youtube - Ragnar's Table<...
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Season 2
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Episode 2
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41:47
Units of Pillow in Chaotic Evil vs Chaotic Good
We're back madafakas!What's your D&D Alignment? Everyone has a moral compass, but what that moral compass points to can be the difference between helping the little old lady cross the street or robbing her blind. Take your D...
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Season 2
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Episode 1
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1:05:38
That Means You Wanna F*ck
What are you like in bed? Just like personality types, did you know that there are sexual personalities types too? Scarlet and Ezzra hash out who's the bigger slut and why type of sexual partner Ezzra is. MTV's 11 Types of Sex Partners ...
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Season 1
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Episode 24
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1:05:35
It's Okay Sweetie, I'm Already Walking Away
Scarlet and Ezzra have shared the terrible pick up lines used on them before so this episode they try different pick up lines to see it's a hit or miss. What's some of the worst pick up lines you've been hit with? Or pick up lines ...
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Season 1
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Episode 21
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1:11:38
Homeless Nomads with Detachable Strap Ons
Do you remember what it was like when you went under anesthesia? Has a doctor (or someone without a "license") cut you open without it? Join Ezzra and Scarlet as they share their surgery experiences. Have you had any surgeries? Wer...
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Season 1
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Episode 20
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1:34:42
Off Script and Raw Doggin It
Ezzra and Scarlet are traveling and boy are they tired. Take a shot for this one because we are definitely raw doggin this off script episode. Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can re...
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Season 1
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Episode 19
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51:09
50 Spicy Questions
Things get SPICY this episode. Scarlet has a list of naughty questions and Ezzra has even naughtier answers. Kick up your feet and get ready for some spit takes cause this episode is a WOWZERS! What do you think about Scarlet's que...
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Season 1
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Episode 18
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1:35:47
Corn Categories
Up for a Plot Twist? Ezzra throws a curve ball during our recap and mentions he has a great idea. So of course we're rolling with it. The tables have turned while Ezzra asks Scarlet which Corn Categories she'd actually participate in. Not sure ...
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Season 1
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Episode 17
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1:22:11
Fantasies About Fantasy Characters
On our previous episode Scarlet and Ezzra talked about her obsession with ACOTAR (yes, she finished it) and CIILFs. Well that got us thinking... why do people fall in love with fictional/fantasy characters? Like what you hear? ...
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Season 1
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Episode 16
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58:32
A Good Smut Series
Scarlet is OBSESSED. She's guilty of reading a few smutty book series, but let's be honest - who hasn't? Join Scarlet and Ezzra are they discuss the allure of smutty books and everyone's exposure to P*rn. Have you read ACOTAR? Or w...
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Season 1
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Episode 15
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1:06:36
When Does It Become Dating?
Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at:Email - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)
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Season 1
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Episode 14
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1:03:30
What Does That Mean?
How many times has someone used a phrase or word in a conversation and you thought "What the F**k does that mean"? On this weeks episode Scarlet tests Ezzra's street smarts with a selection of slang words hand picked from Urban Dictionary...
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Season 1
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Episode 13
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58:09
V-Cards, Gone But Not Forgotten
We were all born with it, and we all end up losing it at one point (typically). It's not usually pretty or very romantic (for the select few, we deeply envy you). Get comfy as we talk about losing our V-Cards. What was it like for ...
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Season 1
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Episode 12
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1:32:38
The Parent/In-Law Show Down
Most of us have - or have had - them: Parents and In-Laws. Some people have great relationships with them while others...not so much. Pull up a chair and get comfy while Ezzra and Scarlet compare parents and In-Laws (both past and present)....
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Season 1
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Episode 11
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1:37:46
Creepy Chill-dren
As similar and in sync Scarlet and Ezzra can be, they are definitely two different types of people. Scarlet has a deep fascination and love for everything spooky, but Ezzra.... doesn't. Pull up a comfy chair and wrap yourself in a safe blanket ...
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Season 1
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Episode 8
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1:11:23
Childhood Cringiness
We've all had those old habits, favorites, and beliefs when we were kids. A lot of which we are most likely cringing at these days. Take a trip down memory lane with Ezzra and Scarlet as we revisit these mortifying moments. What were some of yo...
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Season 1
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Episode 7
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1:10:51
Are People Crazy or Just Helpless?
There's A LOT of craziness happening around the world these days, and a lot of it tends to stem around people. Now, the real question is are the people crazy or just helpless? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! ...
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Season 1
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Episode 6
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1:16:20
Could I Get A Hallpass?
Do you know what a "hallpass" is? Well Ezzra didn't.. Come sit with us while Scarlet explains to Ezzrra what a Hallpass is in a relationship and they debate on whether on not they'd ever give one to each other.Please comment, subscribe,...
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Season 1
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Episode 5
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1:17:02
Blackberry Storms and Getting Hammered
Everyone has had the Blackberry Pearl, but has anyone ever had the Blackberry Storm? Ezzra and Scarlet have both had the Storm, but their experiences were very different. Going from types of cell phones and their carriers, how did we end ...
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Season 1
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Episode 4
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1:23:56